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No Rest for the Weary, No Mercy for the Stupid.

The Princeton Hash House Harriers 2006

Halloween Hash #1118.9 at 1 Madison

OuiPee - is that a pumpkin you're holding are you just happy to see us?

Presenting your new GM, a sage and erudite fellow. He's the one on the left. On September 21, 2007 Maitland Jones , the one and only (now former) GM of the PH3 abdicated the GM-ship in favor of WeePee. All threats, bribes and incessant whinings, not to mention vituperative amertume, should be addressed to OuiPee. Democracy? We don' need no stinkin' Democracy.

What's New

	Up Your Hash Setting Ratio! You should seek to emulate these paragons of virtue who set every five hashes or better: DougTheSarnoffGuy 1.00 EpiPenis 3.00 Queef 4.00 WePee 4.11 Pyro man 5.00 Safe Sweats 5.00
	These wankers are coming up a milestone number of hashes. If we were a real HHH we would make them do a down-down when they cross their respective Rubicons. Vergings: Itemized 50 at #1209.9 Speed Bumps 250 at next hash she shows up Hand Solo 450 at #1214.9
	Hash cash is now a suggested donation of $5, with $3 going to the hare and $2 to Hash Cash.
	Finally Princeton HHH recognizes the existence of other parts of the world and of other hashes. If you're ever forced to leave Princeton, check one out here.

Are You! on this list of last 10 hares?
If not, volunteer or be volunteered:
☺1216.9 EuroTrash
☺1215.9 HIMZ
☺1214.9 Cliff Diver
☺1213.9 WeePee
☺1212.9 Hand Solo
☺1211.9 WeePee
☺1210.9 Great Sex + RearEnd Wrangler
☺1209.9 WMD
☺1208.9 Delicate Psyche
☺1207.9 Not Suitable For Horses + CD+ IS

wankers have visited this page since June 15, 1999

This page was last updated
August 18, 2008

Hash Schedule:

Previous Debacles:
#1214.9 5:00 PM Sun Aug 10 Cliff Diver did the Bristol Stomp WRITEUP
#1215.9 6:00 PM Wed Aug 13 HIMZ WRITEUP
#1216.9 3:00 PM Sun Aug 17 EuroTrash NEED WRITEUP

On Deck:
#1217.9 5:00 PM Sun Aug 24 ???? sets

Directions

TBD

The Future:
#1218.9 5:00 PM Sun Aug 31 ???? sets
#1219.9 2:00 PM Sun Sep 7 ???? sets
#1220.9 2:00 PM Sun Sep 14 ???? sets
#1221.9 2:00 PM Sun Sep 21 ???? sets
#1222.9 2:00 PM Sun Sep 28 ???? sets

Who we are

The Princeton HHH: "Darwin was wrong... "

Our Former Grandmaster: "It's the blood, stupid!"

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Table Toes and Rojo, our Grand Dominatrix, pretending to be normal people.

Founded on October 10, 1979 by Joe "Hop-along" Burns of the Medan HHH, Princeton HHH is THE OLDEST HASH in Princeton, New Jersey. Well on our way to our 1000th hash, the Princeton Hash House Harriers are undoubtedly the most politically correct hash in the country, rarely sinking into depraved drunken stupors and applying our motto (see above) equally to all ages, races, genders and Effross, as we frolic on weekly jaunts through New Jersey's finest swamplands (more toxic waste sites than any other state). We love shiggy - pavement pounding is strictly frowned upon - we run dead hare mainly, totally non-competitive (just ask "242") and we emphasize keeping the pack together for an hour run that covers about 4 miles (or 8 miles if you're Hand Solo) followed by beer, chips, salsa and down downs. Our esteemed Grand Master is the mellifluent and rugged WeePee, the storied Archivist hisself.

Where we meet

Winter (Labor Day to Memorial Day) - Sundays, 2pm Stevenson Hall
Summer (Memorial Day to Labor Day) - Sundays, 5pm Stevenson Hall

The PHHH meets every Sunday at 2pm in the parking lot behind Stevenson Hall at 87 Prospect Street in Princeton, NJ. (Right next to the Princeton University Computer Center). During the summer (Memorial Day to Labor Day, in theory) the PHHH meets on Sundays at 5pm. Ten minutes later we drive to the start. Start locations can sometimes be obtained through email before the runs (See Wacko below), or from this very page.

Directions and Maps

How to get in touch with us

Contact PHHH via email by clicking on this image. Special Limited-time offer! Call before midnight tonight and you can even get put on our mailing list!

Wacko

Wait a minute! What the heck is "Hashing" anyway!

Ah! A good question. Perhaps Hand Solo described it best:

If you hash with PHHH you can:

Gambol through pristine woods on gentle sylvan trails;
Run by babbling brooks and bucolic waterfalls;
Enjoy the stimulating company of other eager athletes as together we hone our bodies and chisel our muscles;
Elevate your endorphins to unsurpassed levels;
Eradicate those feelings of angst by uniting with the animal kingdom;
Enjoy elegant post-run refreshments served in rustic surroundings

Still confused? Check out What is Hashing for more enlightenment

How to find a hash near you

Thank you for visiting with us today. Check out any of the fine hashes below or go to Flying Booger's Contacts page to find a hash group in the city of your destination.

                                 Miles from Princeton
Summit HHH                             48            Don't tell 'em you're from Princeton
NYC HHH                                  52            They cum to us once a year
Rumson HHH                            50            You can't afford it RH3 Hotline # (732) 219-0301
Philly HHH
Lehigh Valley HHH
Reading HHH
Hashing in PA
Hockessin HHH                     88            What did Della Wear?
Harrisburg-Hershey HHH      133            Just up the road from Reading
Tokyo Ladies HHH              6762            Minna-san irashaimase
Tokyo Samurai HHH           6793            Subarashi

Suggestions? Comments? Additions? Personal Problems? Send them to our Webmaster: Hand Solo.

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