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No Rest for the Weary, No Mercy for the Stupid.
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Presenting your new GM, a sage and
erudite fellow. He's the one on the left. On September 21, 2007 Maitland Jones , the one
and only (now former) GM of the PH3 abdicated the
GM-ship in favor of WeePee. All threats, bribes and
incessant whinings, not to mention vituperative amertume, should be
addressed to OuiPee. Democracy? We don' need no stinkin' Democracy. |
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What's New
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Geezer, our proud and
former Grand Master has entered the Witness Protection Program hoping to
start a new life but has now been outed
thanks to the sleuthing efforts of HYP
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The summer hash schedule begins after the 11
am Reunion hash on Sunday, June 1 with 5 pm starting times (87 Prospect)
on Sundays, June 8 through Sunday, August 31.
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Hash cash is now a suggested donation of $5,
with $3 going to the hare and $2 to Hash Cash.
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Disposition
of Hash Cash is still subject to discussion. Although we
could recklessly indulge ourselves at the Ivy, Triumph, Merry Go Round,
Mill Hill Saloon, and Stinger Lounge, several organizations responsible
for extending the preservation of wet or hilly places merit
contributions . . .
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Finally Princeton HHH
recognizes the existence of other parts of the world and of other
hashes. If you're ever forced to leave Princeton, check
one out here.
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Are You! on this list of
last 10 hares?
If not, volunteer or be volunteered:
☺1200.9 Safe Sweats
☺1199.9 EpIpenis
☺1198.9 Hand Solo
☺1197.9 Not
Suitable For Horses + CD+ IS
☺1196.9
Pyro
☺1195.9 Pyro+Bumps+Max WD
☺1194.9 WeePee
☺1193.9 Hey Yo! Paully
☺1192.9 Delicate Psyche
☺1191.9 HIMZ |
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wankers have visited this page since June 15, 1999
This page was last updated
May 16, 2008
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Previous Debacles:
#1198.9 2:00 PM Sun
Apr 27 Hand Solo set
WRITEUP
#1199.9 2:00 PM Sun
May 4 EpiPenis set
WRITEUP
#1200.9 2:00 PM Sun
May 4 Safe Sweats set WRITEUP
On Deck:
#1201.9 2:00 PM Sun May 18
WiPi sets
Directions:
tbd
The Future:
#1202.9 2:00 PM Sun May 25 EuroTrash sets
Trail will be in
Allentown, NJ, right off exit 7 on Rte. 195 (or vicinity).
#1203.9 11:00AM Sun June 1 Reunions
Hash Who sets
#1204.9 5:00 PM Sun June 8 HIMZ sets
#1205.9 5:00 PM Sun June 15 Queef sets
#1206.9 5:00 PM Sun June 22 HYP sets
#1207.9 5:00 PM Sun June 29 DP sets
#1208.9 5:00 PM Sun July 6 Solo sets
Who we are
The Princeton HHH: "Darwin was wrong... " |
Our Former
Grandmaster: "It's the blood, stupid!" |
Table Toes and Rojo, our Grand Dominatrix, pretending to be normal people. |
Founded on October 10, 1979 by Joe "Hop-along" Burns of the Medan HHH,
Princeton HHH is THE OLDEST HASH in Princeton, New Jersey. Well on our way
to our 1000th hash, the Princeton Hash House Harriers are undoubtedly the most politically
correct hash in the country, rarely sinking into depraved drunken stupors and applying our
motto (see above) equally to all ages, races, genders and Effross, as we frolic on weekly
jaunts through New Jersey's finest swamplands (more toxic waste sites than any other
state). We love shiggy - pavement pounding is strictly frowned upon - we run dead hare
mainly, totally non-competitive (just ask "242") and we emphasize keeping the
pack together for an hour run that covers about 4 miles (or 8 miles if you're Hand Solo)
followed by beer, chips, salsa and down downs. Our esteemed Grand Master is the honourable
Geezer.
Where we meet
Winter (Labor Day to Memorial Day) - Sundays, 2pm Stevenson Hall
Summer (Memorial Day to Labor Day) - Wednesdays, 6pm Stevenson Hall
The PHHH meets every Sunday at 2pm in the parking lot behind Stevenson Hall at 87
Prospect Street in Princeton, NJ. (Right next to the Princeton University Computer
Center). During the summer (Memorial Day to Labor Day, in theory) the PHHH meets on
Wednesdays at 6pm. Ten minutes later we drive to the start. Start locations can sometimes
be obtained through email before the runs (See Wacko
below), or from this very page.
Directions and Maps
How to get in touch with us
Contact PHHH via email by clicking on
this image. Special Limited-time offer! Call before midnight tonight and you can even get
put on our mailing list! |
Wacko |
Wait a minute! What the heck is
"Hashing" anyway!
Ah! A good question. Perhaps Hand Solo described it best:
- If you hash with PHHH you can:
Gambol through pristine woods on gentle sylvan trails;
Run by babbling brooks and bucolic waterfalls;
Enjoy the stimulating company of other eager athletes as together we hone our bodies and
chisel our muscles;
Elevate your endorphins to unsurpassed levels;
Eradicate those feelings of angst by uniting with the animal kingdom;
Enjoy elegant post-run refreshments served in rustic surroundings
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Still confused? Check out What is Hashing for more
enlightenment
How to find a hash near you
Thank you for visiting with us today. Check out any
of the fine hashes below or go to Flying
Booger's Contacts page to find a hash group in the city
of your destination.
Miles from Princeton
Summit HHH
48 Don't tell 'em you're from Princeton
Rumson HHH
50 You can't afford it
RH3
Hotline # (732) 219-0301
Hockessin HHH 88 What did Della Wear?
Harrisburg-Hershey HHH
133 Just up
the road from Reading
Tokyo
Ladies HHH 6762 Minna-san
irashaimase
Tokyo Samurai HHH 6793 Subarashi
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Hand Solo.
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