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GET READY TO GET HARDCORE THIS SUNDAY!
That's right, folks, it's the 20th Annual Princeton H3 Hard Core Hash!!
Stupor Bowl Sunday 5 February 2012 HARE: Itemized Seduction, Not Suitable for Horses WHERE: upper parking lot next to La Cena at 2399 Galloway Rd, Bensalem, PA 4th (?) Annual pre Super Bowl Hash set by Itemized. A little shiggy, a little mud, a little street. Glutton for punishment Itemized sets a trail in the busiest week in the tax office. On In at Casa Blanco .5 miles away. Hot tub will be on and ready. Bring dry bag/towel and yes, a swim suit. Don't want to scare my mom. Dont care about the neighbors. drivin from NJ via Route 1 South 14 miles from the bridge exit for Street Rd/Rt 132 E drive 1.7 mi and turn left onto Mechanicsville Rd drive .8 miles turn left onto Galloway Rd drive .2 miles (just past the light and D&Z Auto), parking lot on the left via I95 Exit for PA 413N/US 1 Busines South end of ramp turn Right. drive .3 mi at light turn left onto Bellevue Ave/ PA Rt 513 South. travel 1.2 mi At light turn right onto Hulmeville Rd/ Rt 513 South (the Hulmeville Inn is at the corner) travel 2.6 mi pass small cemetary on left, pass large Resurrection Cemetary on the left At Galloway, at the light turn Right. travel .3 mi 2nd shopping center strip on the right. Across the street from tine St. Mary's (Lithuanian) Cemetary If you die in Bensalem, we have lots of cemetarys ======= More Recent Debacles =======Date: 1/22/12 Venue: Rutgers and environs (see Email below for start location) Hare: UncleFester (with non-marking logistical assistance by the long-coated HoBeWet Hounds: HeyYoPaully, RunnerGirl & shivering Peanut, Horshak, Eurotrash, Just Brian, Just Bob (last name Tona - possible naming: MissingMyMenisci), and just Steve. Time: 1:50 Distance: 7.3ish Overheard before the hash: HBW - "So Mark, how long is the trail going to be?" UF - "You're not running are you?" HBW - "No, go ahead and kill them!" And kill us he did! My muscles are thankful I hashed in Piscataway. "Come Hash in Piscataway, and make it your home." (this in reference to the signs exiting the town that suggest "Come Back to Piscataway"). A trail of two hashes. First part was a series of marks separated by many checks intertwined through parking lots, Rutgers buildings, athletic fields, golf course, stadium, and asphalt with a few select and placid palustrine places; i.e., pavement pounding. Beer near! I saw BN but ran right by the beer bag. Maybe because it was Miller cans!? The next part got better. After the Johnson Park Zoo and horse shack race track, into the woods. The dark woods, the kind that make you scared (or maybe it was just my pair of polarized prescription lenses). Regardless, a lot of trudging up and through the wooded area eventually took us across 18 and back to the start for some Yuegling Light and chips. Bob Tona had prepared some Chinese ribs. I think they all came from the same one. Apres: Went to humble yet recently renovated surround sound abode of UF/HBW to devour lavishly concocted and presented jambalaya and cornbread (all homemade that morning) and took in some football. Also available were an assortment of chocolate candies and the leftover beer from the On-In. We were now on Becks - way to go UF, taking one out of the Wetting book of Cana. MISSING: (1) circa 1985 purple, orange-red, and lemonlime ski jacket, partially torn, last seen hung in the UF/HBW home. |
