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No Rest for the Weary, No Mercy for the Stupid.

The Princeton Hash House Harriers 2006

Halloween Hash #1118.9 at 1 Madison

OuiPee - is that a pumpkin you're holding are you just happy to see us?

Presenting your new GM, a sage and erudite fellow. He's the one on the left. On September 21, 2007 Maitland Jones , the one and only (now former) GM of the PH3 abdicated the GM-ship in favor of WeePee. All threats, bribes and incessant whinings, not to mention vituperative amertume, should be addressed to OuiPee. Democracy? We don' need no stinkin' Democracy.

What's New

	The summer hash schedule begins after the 11 am Reunion hash on Sunday, June 1 with 5 pm starting times (87 Prospect) on Sundays, June 8 through Sunday, August 31.
	Hash cash is now a suggested donation of $5, with $3 going to the hare and $2 to Hash Cash.
	Disposition of Hash Cash is still subject to discussion. Although we could recklessly indulge ourselves at the Ivy, Triumph, Merry Go Round, Mill Hill Saloon, and Stinger Lounge, several organizations responsible for extending the preservation of wet or hilly places merit contributions . . .
	Finally Princeton HHH recognizes the existence of other parts of the world and of other hashes. If you're ever forced to leave Princeton, check one out here.

Are You! on this list of last 10 hares?
If not, volunteer or be volunteered:
☺1199.9 EpIpenis
☺1198.9 Hand Solo
☺1197.9 Not Suitable For Horses + CD+ IS
☺1196.9 Pyro
☺1195.9 Pyro+Bumps+Max WD
☺1194.9 WeePee
☺1193.9 Hey Yo! Paully
☺1192.9 Delicate Psyche
☺1191.9 HIMZ
☺1190.9 Pyro

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This page was last updated
May 07, 2008

Hash Schedule:

Previous Debacles:
#1197.9 2:00 PM Sun Apr 20 NSFH+CD+IS set WRITEUP
#1198.9 2:00 PM Sun Apr 27 Hand Solo set WRITEUP
#1199.9 2:00 PM Sun May 4 EpiPenis set WRITEUP

On Deck:
#11200.9 2:00 PM Sun May 11 Safe Sweats sets (unless it rains)
Directions:
tbd

The Future:
#1201.9 2:00 PM Sun May 18 DP sets
#1202.9 2:00 PM Sun May 25 HIMZ sets
#1203.9 11:00AM Sun June 1 Reunions Hash WiPi sets?
#1204.9 5:00 PM Sun June 8 ??? sets
#1205.9 5:00 PM Sun June 15 ??? sets
#1206.9 5:00 PM Sun June 22 HYP sets

Who we are

The Princeton HHH: "Darwin was wrong... "

Our Former Grandmaster: "It's the blood, stupid!"

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Table Toes and Rojo, our Grand Dominatrix, pretending to be normal people.

Founded on October 10, 1979 by Joe "Hop-along" Burns of the Medan HHH, Princeton HHH is THE OLDEST HASH in Princeton, New Jersey. Well on our way to our 1000th hash, the Princeton Hash House Harriers are undoubtedly the most politically correct hash in the country, rarely sinking into depraved drunken stupors and applying our motto (see above) equally to all ages, races, genders and Effross, as we frolic on weekly jaunts through New Jersey's finest swamplands (more toxic waste sites than any other state). We love shiggy - pavement pounding is strictly frowned upon - we run dead hare mainly, totally non-competitive (just ask "242") and we emphasize keeping the pack together for an hour run that covers about 4 miles (or 8 miles if you're Hand Solo) followed by beer, chips, salsa and down downs. Our esteemed Grand Master is the honourable Geezer.

Where we meet

Winter (Labor Day to Memorial Day) - Sundays, 2pm Stevenson Hall
Summer (Memorial Day to Labor Day) - Wednesdays, 6pm Stevenson Hall

The PHHH meets every Sunday at 2pm in the parking lot behind Stevenson Hall at 87 Prospect Street in Princeton, NJ. (Right next to the Princeton University Computer Center). During the summer (Memorial Day to Labor Day, in theory) the PHHH meets on Wednesdays at 6pm. Ten minutes later we drive to the start. Start locations can sometimes be obtained through email before the runs (See Wacko below), or from this very page.

Directions and Maps

How to get in touch with us

Contact PHHH via email by clicking on this image. Special Limited-time offer! Call before midnight tonight and you can even get put on our mailing list!

Wacko

Wait a minute! What the heck is "Hashing" anyway!

Ah! A good question. Perhaps Hand Solo described it best:

If you hash with PHHH you can:

Gambol through pristine woods on gentle sylvan trails;
Run by babbling brooks and bucolic waterfalls;
Enjoy the stimulating company of other eager athletes as together we hone our bodies and chisel our muscles;
Elevate your endorphins to unsurpassed levels;
Eradicate those feelings of angst by uniting with the animal kingdom;
Enjoy elegant post-run refreshments served in rustic surroundings

Still confused? Check out What is Hashing for more enlightenment

How to find a hash near you

Thank you for visiting with us today. Check out any of the fine hashes below or go to Flying Booger's Contacts page to find a hash group in the city of your destination.

                                 Miles from Princeton
Summit HHH                             48            Don't tell 'em you're from Princeton
Rumson HHH                            50            You can't afford it RH3 Hotline # (732) 219-0301
Hockessin HHH                     88            What did Della Wear?
Harrisburg-Hershey HHH      133            Just up the road from Reading
Tokyo Ladies HHH              6762            Minna-san irashaimase
Tokyo Samurai HHH           6793            Subarashi

Suggestions? Comments? Additions? Personal Problems? Send them to our Webmaster: Hand Solo.

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