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Administrators who
love to advertise that they have schools with National Blue
Ribbon status, but have since sabotaged
the art programs that got them the award. (-Anonymous)
When students crumble up their paper and expect that
I'll just give them another one- especially if they were working in
pencil and could have just erased or turned their paper over. Worse is
when they shove it inside the desks I have nearby for storage and they
sneak a new sheet- then I find their old one at the end of the day. I
hate finding candy wrappers, too!! I have no idea how long they've been
there so I don't know who to blame! Sneaky little suckers!
(-Submitted
by elementary art teacher)
My biggest media
peeve is misuse of paint brushes - it makes me cringe and shudder,
how, even after you've taught them how,
students still tend to scrub with the brush. It's like fingernails on
the chalkboard for me. My retort is usually - "it's not a toilet brush,
therefore, don't scrub with it."
My administrator/powers-that-be peeve has to do with scheduling
and funding. Scheduling used to be - put 6-7 classes back to
back with
mixed grade levels. For some reason it seemed as paper cutting, getting
supplies ready or changed out miraculously happened (art
gnomes?!). I am thankful that I've helped shine a light on that subject
(though the gnome thing could be really cool)
As for funding, having less than a dollar per student is truly
stretching one's resources while perfecting the beg, borrow, and
acquire technique to an art form... (Submitted by Linda Miller)
My fellow teacher
peeve is the fact that they think banners, posters, murals
can be whipped out momentarily - especially
since you have a break/planning period. My fellow art teacher peeve -
to sit back and do 'crafts' or insipid make & takes, and complain
about how the budget is getting smaller, and how
parents/teachers/admin. don't respect what art teachers do... A little
more effort, more exhibits, and some promotion of what you do - it all
makes a world of difference. (Submitted by Linda Miller)
My pet peeves are
students who try to sleep in my
high school art class. I tell them that this is unacceptable
because it's not a math or science class - it's ART!
I tell my students that they can have drinks, snacks, etc. on the
lecture (not studio) side of the art room. The agreement is that
if I find one piece of trash that this priviledge will stop. I've
never had a problem. (Submitted by Anonymous)
Students who socialize in class, work on their
projects at home that are substandard, and refuse to bring their work
to class.
Appalachian parents who don't understand my rubrics and believe in
their own minds that I graded their child's art work unfairly. I
usually have an example of a "100" for the parents to compare the
results. Sometimes this works ~ sometimes it doesn't.
Students who say "I don't need this class to graduate" (Submitted
by
Anonymous)
Students who write
an "F" in front of the word ART
on the back of
the rulers. I have solved this by changing F ART into WORK OF
ART.:-) (Submitted by Barbara Johnson)
I
hate that all of the
U.S.systems do not have what I
have: a beautiful classroom(housing Elementary and Middle School),
Loving encouraging collegues, Listening supportive Parent Teacher
Organization, Giving parents, a back flipping-cheerleading hilarious
Principal and 650 "ready to go at top speed" children! (Way to go, Shannon!- Ken)
(Submitted by Shannon, Art Teacher-Bethany,Oklahoma)
Administration, coworkers and parents who don't see
the need to inform us about physically, mentally, or behaviorally
challenged kids or seek our input when making decisions about their
education.
Anyone who thinks I just teach kids how to draw. I
teach reading, writing, math, science, history, world
cultures and religeons, geography, spelling,
craftsmanship, visual and verbal expression,
symbolism, recycling and reuse, aesthetic perception,
research, personal and collective responsibility,
technology, cooperation and kindness all within my art
classes. And so do you. (Submitted by Dawn Kruger)
Teachers that year
after year "win" regional and
national art scholarships/and awards for their students by
photographing subject matter and letting students duplicate the photo
with grid methods or projector assistance or out and out plagarism from
well-known geographical based magazines. The same teachers serve as
board directors for these scholastic based art awards. How can a
self-portrait be so exquisitely lit and foreshortened if the student is
drawing himself? The student must use a good focal length camera with a
very long bulb attachment. (-Anonymous) (I had a teacher like that myself- Ken)
Administrators who
love to advertise that they have schools with National Blue
Ribbon status, but have since sabotaged the
art programs that got them the award. (-Anonymous)
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